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Liposuction
(This is what the NHS is for)
I thought I’d address my wobbly gut
And give liposuction a try
Cos slimming alone wouldn’t do what I want
And this is my main reason why.
It’s not that I want to lower my weight
I’m perfectly happy to stick
I just want to redistribute some of my fat
By having it pumped in my prick.
Tuesday 13th September 2011 6:31 pm
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